Monday, February 7, 2011

BREAKING NEWS : ALIEN PRISONER ESCAPES

A prisoner at the Prisoner Teleport Center located in Tomorrowland has escaped!

Guards have given him the nickname of "Stitch".

On recruit orientation day, the teleport center was alerted that a Level 3 Alien Felon has been captured. Due to the serious nature of the prisoner, all recruits were stationed inside the cell to keep an eye out.

Even with this seemingly unpenetrable fortress of guards, the alien still managed to escape.

Firsthand accounts say that it was a "horriftying experience". Others report that the prisoner spit at them and assualted them (jumping on their shoulders and messing with their hair)

Recruits who were on guard duty are on temporary leave because of the events that took place.

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